Weather or Not Report
Sister Rosetta Stone, meteorologist extraordinaire, gives her forecast
Hello Kittens, Sister Stone here.
Well, here we are. The trip back to paradise (Savannah) was just awful. I wouldn’t recommend three plane changes to my worst enemy. Well?
It wasn’t bad enough dealing with jet lag, but we had to come back to a convent coup too. Then we had to get to The Tattler studio to do the Weather or Not Report with Madge and Sister Very Confused in tow. I mean really!
Remember that we had left Sister Mary Elephant in charge of the convent – and that would include the convent cats too – while we were up North at the sister convent for seven days.
Kind of looks like a little power went to her head. Waving that big stick around will make for better discipline. She was trying to herd cats with it. Mission impossible. Either poop here or else, no fruit cup with dinner. What a fucking mess. The convent cats were up in arms. A revolution was brewing. So I had to put the kibosh on that pretty quickly.
As is my habit as a Mother Superior, I sat down and had two or three small triple cocktails with Madge and Sister Confused. Then I listened to all the issues and complaints. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence do not function as a democracy. It’s a motherocracy! I had to come down just a tad hard on Sister Mary Elephant. She was de-sticked. Banished back to the kitchen until further notice. Peel those potatoes, girl.
Well with that crisis contained, we schlepped over to the Tattler Studio for the weather report.
Once again we are being blessed with wonderful fall weather in the Hostess City. There will be some rain on Wednesday, with wind. A little brisk at night. Then the sun will be up early. What a shock. More beautiful seasonal weather through the weekend.
Kittens, please go outside and enjoy it. No bug spray needed. The sand gnats are in Florida for the winter! Thank gawd!
That is The Weather Or Not Report!
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